its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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