i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Randomize
