why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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