According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
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WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
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Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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