I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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