Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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