the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
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