he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
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