it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
