proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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