As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
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You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
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Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
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He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
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