doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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