Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
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i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
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I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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