She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
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I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
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He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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