He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I look better un-naked...
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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