Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
I know her cup size but not her name....
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