Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
im having a threesome with these popsicles
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
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I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
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I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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