Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
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Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
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I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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