you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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