eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
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You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
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what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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