she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
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