I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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