how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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