Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
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Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
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Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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