Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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