The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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