dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
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I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
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I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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