I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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