Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
He's a Shit stain on my heart
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
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