David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
So squirting runs in the family.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
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