Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
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