I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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