love makes seman taste better
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
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In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
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Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
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