Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
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I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
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Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
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