I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
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id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
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Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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