Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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