I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
i believe in u and ur pee
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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