im holly from the hills drunk
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
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well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
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I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
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