Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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