I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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