Swine flu. Run for my life!
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Randomize
