dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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