I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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