you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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