I can tuck mytits in my pants
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
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It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
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Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
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