I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
YAS. BRING CRAB.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
