I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
i may or may not be watching the land before time
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
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there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
Randomize