Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
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Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
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If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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