Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
He told me they were just razor bumps!
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
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trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
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Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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