I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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