You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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