this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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