Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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