i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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