He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
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