I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
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